My diploma came in the mail, and now it is up on the fridge along with my rendering of spiderman. I have an interview with houghton-mifflin next week, so I may very well end up editing textbooks for a living ( Read more... )

Can you find all the things that are wrong re. "Factory Girl ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kyle!

1. Kyle was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
2. Kyle is the world's tallest woman.
3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Kyle!
4. Kyle is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
5. Kyle has four noses.

It's good to hear your voice, you know it's been so long ( Read more... )

I'm 23 today. So be a gentleman or be ladylike and wish me a happy birthday, bitches!

2006.Goals.

BetterPosture.MoreConfidence.MoreFiction.MoreFriction.DanceLessons.MoreTimeForFriends.FrenchFryDemolition.Travel.

still sick ( Read more... )

Ok so I'm not dead. But yeah for a news update, my antibiotics apparently didn't do shit, so my strep mutated into this weird post-strep thing which was somehow exacerbated by a spider bite on my finger. I woke up yesterday and could barely move, and as it is I'm regelated to the apartment for another two days. I spent all day in the Somerville ( Read more... )

+Craisin trail mix
+sleeping in until 10
-megan spraying me with perfume
-Diplo
+ALL MY CHILDREN on ABC!!!
+$16.50 an hour
-ennui
-disappearing acts
+Gogol
-thesis
+good conversation
+travel
+cucumbers
-vomit
+weight loss
+zip cars
+scary yet sexy dreams
-tonsils
-grad school stress
+secret santa

Yeah I have strep throat and it pretty much sucks. But that is ok as long as I have the Oxygen network at home, which plays amazing movies like Mommie Dearest twice in a row. Faye Dunaway's Joan Crawford is seriously so amazing. I definitely aspire to be like her someday, with drawn-on eyebrows and OCD-fueled rage for dayyyyyyys.