Servants again.

[space_ripper]

Oh, good. It seems yet another of my former followers have appeared...Another of my most prized ones, no less. Shame he's blind...Maybe it's time to rearrange the furniture again.

Hopefully everyone enjoyed those visual aids on my sex life. I would like those back. Soon.

Comments

[gratefuldeddo]

And you would be the infamous Dio Brando?

[space_ripper]

I would be him. Now who the hell are you?

[gratefuldeddo]

Excuse me while I introduce myself: Prosciutto, assassin.

We share a mutual annoyance.

[space_ripper]

There's a lot of assassins around here, isn't there? Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Prosciutto.

...Mutual annoyance? I'm guessing my son?

[cremedevanilla]

Ah...N'Dour is here. How pleasant.

[space_ripper]

Oh? I'm surprised to hear you say that. You like the blind man, too?

[cremedevanilla]

Well, he always was a nice fellow. Never imposing...he was also very respectful. The same can not be said of MANY of your servants

[space_ripper]

This is very true...They were all loyal, except for that bastard Hol Horse.

[blindprosperity]

I am finding it...difficult to use this device.

[space_ripper]

I would imagine that's because you're blind. You using a screen reader or...just trying to fumble through?

[blindprosperity]

A combination of things.

[space_ripper]

At least you're using it at all. Wouldn't expect a desert nomad to be able to use the internet so quickly. Come up to my room at some point. I have something waiting for you.

[gangster_star]

You seem to have a very....colorful array of manservants, don't you?

I don't think those photos are going to come back anytime soon, I know some people have been enjoying them immensely. In the privacy of their room.
...I, for one, thought they were disgusting.

[space_ripper]

Mm, that I do. I quite enjoy the lot of them, too.

...That's what I was afraid of. This is why I have copies of them, anyway.

I have to wonder why the hell did you look at them?

[gangster_star]

You should run a man-harem instead of trying to rule the world.

Granted, I doubt anyone is going to be able to perform all the acrobatics that goes on while you guys are having sex anyway.

...you know when something disgusts you so much that you can't stop looking at it?

[space_ripper]

...I know that feeling well. I've heard it described as trainwreck syndrome.

[shoot0me0again]

Now I want a blind assassin.

All I have right now is a colourblind one.

...And that's me.

[space_ripper]

Well, while he can be used as an assassin, you can't have him; he's mine.

...Be glad you're colourblind, honestly, with some of the things people around here wear.

[shoot0me0again]

I've heard the descriptions, they were painful enough.

[space_ripper]

Oh, being able to see the colours is so much more painful...and there's only one person who has an excuse in this place for dressing themselves so horrifically.