Advice.

[space_ripper]

Does anyone have any ideas how the hell to get a small child out from under a table?

And no, bribing him with candy hasn't worked.

Comments

[manliest_trap]

Weren't you an all-powerful vampire, with sex, wealth and influence?

[space_ripper]

Yes. But I don't know how to deal with a 10 year old boy who's afraid of almost everything.

[manliest_trap]

What's stopping you from just, you know. Dragging him out by the leg, Lord Dio?

[space_ripper]

I'm trying to avoid terrifying him anymore. He'd just go hide in or under something else. If I could find his fucking brother, maybe he'd get the hell out of here.

[emperor_cowboy]

Having problems, are we?

[space_ripper]

Yes. And no, you can't help.

[emperor_cowboy]

...

[space_ripper]

What? You expected me to let you help?

[rocknroll_hair]

Did you try to bribe him with shiny things yet?

[space_ripper]

There should be comics to assist with that attempt...

[rocknroll_hair]

I'm sure one of you four could calmly talk him out from under there.

[space_ripper]

You'd think. As I said, this kid is afraid of everything. Ice even put pants on and was trying to talk him out...Didn't budge.

[shoot0me0again]

What, the comics aren't working?

[space_ripper]

He's out now. Those actually worked.

[papyroph0bia]

Perhaps... you should find what it is he fears...?

[space_ripper]

...

How about not. He's afraid of nearly everything.

[papyroph0bia]

If you isolate him from what he fears, this would not be a problem...

[space_ripper]

He's fine now.