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[space_ripper]

...I really have no idea what this thing is. There certainly are a lot of strange people on this 'internet'. I should probably take this time to rebuild my group of followers. People on the internet seem gullible enough.

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[di_molto]

Hi~! Welcome to the internets~

The name's Melone. ^_^ What's yours? *bats eyelashes and leans over all flirtatious-like*

[space_ripper]

...

I am Dio Brando.

What the hell is wrong with you?

[di_molto]

*pulls back, a little offended* Well, soooo~ree~ I was only asking.

*not deterred in the least, leans back in* Who does your hair? It looks really nice~

[space_ripper]

...Shoo. I'm not interested in you.

[not_araki]

Wait...

Aren't you the guy Jotaro killed? He lied didn't he.

I'm not believing anyone from the Joestar lineage ever again.

Oh and I'm Rohan Kishibe, comic artist and hater of Josuke

[space_ripper]

Yes, he did lie. He's good at that. Never believe anything a Joestar says. Pleasure to meet you, Rohan.

[not_araki]

Oh I know that well enough courtesy of Mr. Joseph Joestar's son.

Pleasure to meet you too Mr. Brando.

[space_ripper]

...He had a son?

[mi_ritmo]

Dio? Wasn't there some jockey named that, man?

[space_ripper]

Hell if I know or care.

[mi_ritmo]

Dude, you're so rude. You must be stressed, man! You should come over tomorrow for a shoulder rub~.

[space_ripper]

...

I might take you up on that offer if none of my servants come forward anytime soon...