An announcement.

[space_ripper]

I would like to announce I have purchased an orphanage.

I would also like to announce the grand opening of the newest meat packing plant next door to this orphanage.

Comments

[un_earth]

[space_ripper]

You have an issue with this?

[un_earth]

...Do what you want.

You just never cease to astound me.

[space_ripper]

I intend to, whether you approve or not.

Astound, hm?

[papyroph0bia]

...Does anyone want to adopt a cute little nine year old?
Legally?
Before I end up here?

[space_ripper]

Oh? Don't want to end up at my orphanage?

[papyroph0bia]

No sir...

[space_ripper]

And why not?

[ihaszippers]

...All I can think of right now is Soylent Green. Thanks a lot Dio.

[space_ripper]

And now you've just given me an idea. I think I'll set up a homeless shelter nearby. Thanks, Bruno.

[ihaszippers]

...Well damn.

[icy_horus]

What a brilliant idea, Lord Dio. There wouldn't happen to be an animal shelter close by, would there?

[space_ripper]

No. It's far too hard to purchase one, I've realized.

[icy_horus]

Excellent.

>=O!

[foolishdog]

OH NO!

NOT ORPHANS, YOU SICK BASTARD! WHAT, DID YOU JUST DECIDE TO BECOME FAGIN OVERNIGHT?!

>:3

[space_ripper]

Something has to be done about the dying orphans.

[space_ripper]

((OOC: OH GOD, THE GMAIL AD I GOT LOOKING AT THIS COMMENT WAS FOR AN ORPHANAGE IN CAIRO, EGYPT.))

[foolishdog]

YOU FIND THEM HOMES, OR MEDICAL HELP. NOT FEED ON THEM!

This orphanage of yours WILL NOT RUN! *plotting as we speak*

((OOC: XD WTF GMAIL? THAT'S PRICELESS. DID YOU SCREENCAP IT FOR LATER LULZ?))