Question 1: Why in the fuck am I dressed like a nun?
Question 2: Why am I holding what looks like an enormous rubber vagina?
Question 3: What in all HELL is wrong with my shoes?

Tried to dye my hair AGAIN. Failed, AGAIN. I quit. I'm not doing anything that's permenent on my own....I'm a wimp about that, so sue me. So I guess if I really want to change my hair color to anything other than black, I'm gonna pay out the nose for it. Well, with the exception of the highlighting stuff that courtney used that turned a streak ( Read more... )

it's been a long, stinky day at work, i have a huge headache, just banged my head on my desk so hard i'm surprised that it's still attached, not to mention not bleeding, am mentally exhausted, and just generally pissy.

which means if dave doesn't come up to my parents with me this weekend, i may hurt him. i may just be pissed at him if he comes

I stare at at blue screen. i stare at the teller program. I make up names and numbers to see if i can randomly call up a client on the teller system. I look into their activities and make up amusing stories to pass the time. I stare at the desktop some more. the blank desktop. it is blue. dark blue. i hate internet explorer. its slow as ( Read more... )

( yeah, my life is way boring )

Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought (not counting food ( Read more... )

So very exhausted. anyway ( Read more... )

for the first time since......whatever era my last entry of any worthwhile substance was ( Read more... )

I am a hybrid of:
Progressive Girl
Uptown Girl

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ok, this day started off ok, i was exhausted, but dutifully rolled out of bed when the alarm went off....the third time. then i went to work( more follows... )