If you were a cat, you'd be purrrrrfect.

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So i saw a bad car accident in williamsport. Then 5 min later on the way to sheetz a house was burning down. Then I went to mcdonalds and the shake machine was out of order. WHAT ELSE COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?!?

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My penis's new name is Attila the Ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction.
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