Somebody help, Kittan's gone crazy!

Kittan? KITTAN?! Tiny rock creature, you are terribly mistaken! I am Cytomander the Swift!

Oh Yggdrasil help me!

[There's some indistinct shouting as the two yell over each other before the audio suddenly cuts out.]

Hey everyone, Gotsumon here!

I need some help from any single ladies out there. My tamer, Kittan, is a sad lonely man who needs a woman to bring some excitement into his life.

Any takers? Seriously, this guy is driving me crazy and a ladyfriend will help him be less annoying.

Hey, what are you doin' with my D-Comm?!

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Where am I this time? What's on my heeeeea-goddamn this is big! Whose is this?

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MARINO!? [This last is shouted in a squeaky, high-pitched voice]

Haha! Kittan, that's probably the closest you'll ever get to Marino's bra!

S-Shut up, Gotsumon!

[Italics are Gotsumon]

Ow! The hell, why's it so damn dark in here? Where am I?

...Whose hand is that?!

[banging, a door opening, and a thud]

Gah! Why the hell was I stuffed in a closet? And who else was in there?!

Uh, Kittan? Kittan! KITTAN!!

Oooh, looks like your Tamer is giving you the cold shoulder~. Lover's spat?

[sputtering] WHAT?! COME HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!

[sounds of stuff being knocked over, and the D-Comm being thrown]

Ow! Gotsumon, you sunova-!

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What the hell's up with him?

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Pfft, good thing I found these earplugs.

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Uh...can anyone tell me what happened to Kittan? He left me here all week, and once he came back he shut himself in the bathroom! He's been in there for over 3 hours already!

...Oh crap.

[sound of a door being broken in] KITTAN?! ARE YOU ALI-

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Are you BLEEDING?

[choked sound that just might be crying before the audio clicks off]

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So, any pretty ladies want to get lucky with Kittan Bachika?

Sorry, Simon, Meta Knight, but you guys are crampin' my style! I'm gettin' off this ship, see ya later!

Oh my Yggdrasil, what the hell happened to Kittan?

Oh and Simon, I'm taking Boota with me! I bet he'll be a real babe magnet!

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO MY TAMER?!

Okay.

Why is Kittan sulking? 'Cause he ain't telling me, and he can looks like he can do this for a while. :|

Though, uh, he is looking a bit better since he talked to someone a few minutes.

So...I'm alive, somehow. Thanks to all those that offered to help me, even though Gotsumon turned you all down.

X! Consider yourself an honorary member of the Dai-Gurran Brigade for saving me from death, even though you didn't know me!

Oh and Simon? I'm gonna be grounded while I heal, but I'll join you on the Halberd once I can move again!

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[The D-Comm audio clicks on, and in the background pained screaming can be heard.]

HOLY FUCK.

KITTAN JUST GOT STABBED BY SOME CRAZY CHICK.

MEDIC TO D'ANGO FOREST!!