Aug 16, 2004 07:29
I have a birthday list of things I need today......
* SEX
* ORAL SEX
* BACK MASSAGE
* HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE AND ITS FILLED WITH ICE CREAM
* FUR VEST
* DIAMOND ENCRUSTED SUN VISOR
* RUBY RED SLIPPERS
Hmmm so whats my chance if getting any of these things? Ohhh and I am also the PRINCESS today.... Ohhh yeah....
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thats about it though
you will have to go to "pretend-land" for the other things
oh wait
we had sex last night, after midnight, so technically THAT was today ... so, word .. nope you already had your birthday sex
so, no, i can't supply any of those things
sorry
anyone else?
anyone?
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^__^
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