mamaaaa, oooo, i don't want to die, i sometimes wish i'd never been born at all

[spacemonkey2387]

i go to publix last night to pick up a few things before i get back home. i pick up some french bread and when i look up. walking my way is one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen in my life, about my height,incredible body, gorgeous face, perfect lips, green eyes, brown hair,mid 20's, she was perfect,she's probably a bitch once you get to

Comments

[super_position]

You should have kicked his ass then took the woman as the spoils of WAR!

[dan_pants_legs]

Should have said "I was looking at your slut" so he attacked you in the middle of Publix and then he would get arrested for assult.

The lady wouldnt have known what to do and she would be upset at her guy getting arrested and then would have fallen in love with you on the spot.

[allthatshimmers]

keep it in your pants

[spacemonkey2387]

the 4 second stare was well worth the stink eye