1. 'his father was fatally injured at the steel mill. it was incredible, only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill.' from video_grl's favorite movie pootie tang5. 'you see you can't interfere with destiny. that's why it's destiny. and if you try to interfere, the same thing's going to happen and you'll just suffer.' from that ( Read more... )

final chance. remember, no cheating ( Read more... )

sominex.
jack daniels.
sominex.
jack daniels.
sominex.
jack daniels.

i don't think i'll resort to either but the repetion of trying to decide works better for me than counting sheep.

1. Pick 10 movies that you enjoy.
2. Pick a line of dialogue that you like.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
4. Each person can only answer one.
5. No cheating!

( 10 more movie quotes )

last night whilst sitting in the white castle drive thru video_grl and i saw the most curious sight. the car in front of us was driven by e.t. no lie. this guy had the longest e.t.ish fingers as he gestured wildly at the drive thru speaker and he was wearing a big grey sweatshirt with the hood covering his face. he looked like he should have been ( Read more... )

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, glass of red wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ~ WOO HOO what a ride!

she's so cool.

timmysgotahat, really, you just have to face it. you can't have me ;)

cuz here's yet another sign that i'm becoming a scary old lady: i want this board game.

last night i caught a bit of howard stern on e! and they were running clips from the avn awards in las vegas. that's a lot of porn stars in one room, people. wow. and i don't know how anyone says the name 'lexington steele' without giggling. it's impossible. next year i think dr. drew should be there interviewing people on the red carpet and ( Read more... )

i gots an extra ticket to see mitch hedberg thursday night at the pageant. drop me a line if you are interested in joining me, panfrieda and currypants for the hilarity.