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spaldawg

PJ, I posted

Feb 28, 2006 22:21

I was extremely sick last night. It was all I could do just to lie on the couch and watch TV. I am feeling a little better today, but I am still pretty sick. I contemplated calling in sick to work today, but for some reason I felt compelled to go, as if I am truly dedicated to my job. The funny thing is I basically got nothing done at work ( Read more... )

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dwu March 1 2006, 16:19:55 UTC

That locker room story seems like something you would see in Seinfeld or perhaps some equally hilarious sitcom. You should have stayed and seen what was going on next. A watch? Perhaps a hat? Maybe a belt with pockets hanging off it?

dwu March 1 2006, 16:20:17 UTC

Also get well soon.

spaldawg March 2 2006, 04:23:25 UTC

Thanks. Today I was slightly better. Hopefully tomorrow I will be back to normal.

bobbaloo March 2 2006, 04:20:04 UTC

I also thought of Seinfeld - in particular, the episode where Jerry is on the train to Coney Island and there is that fat naked dude across from him.

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germanboy March 1 2006, 16:48:24 UTC

Hah.

bparknride March 2 2006, 04:01:26 UTC

I detest men's locker rooms. Everyone seems to think that once they are in the locker room it is socially acceptable to let their junk just hang out. How did this become the norm?

spaldawg March 2 2006, 04:40:29 UTC

Yeah I know. Today at the gym, there was this other naked dude that was drying his whole body off with the blow dryer you are supposed to use to dry off your hands after washing them. Since the blow dryer is fixed to the wall and outputs air in a very limited stream, he was contorting all over the place to dry his whole body, and you can only imagine how disturbing a sight that was.

The worst part of the whole thing is that the blow dryer is located right past the entrance, so I got a face full of contorted naked dude immediately upon entering the locker room. I had absolutely no warning nor time to duck and cover.

bobbaloo March 2 2006, 04:24:40 UTC

You are not dedicated to your job, but you ARE dedicated to that sexy girl. That's why you went.

spaldawg March 2 2006, 04:40:50 UTC

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floatingbuddha March 2 2006, 05:18:33 UTC

Bob wants to read some adventures-in-girls stories man take the hint. He's clamoring for it over here.

Also there are no hilarious sitcoms besides Seinfeld, every single other sitcom in existence has been a worthless agonizing waste of time, but that is a pretty good scenario. You shouldn't have panicked, I really want to know what his approach was to dressing after the shoes.

sheesh one naked dude and you go all to pieces on me

spaldawg March 2 2006, 05:47:44 UTC

I'm sorry Sidd. If I ever see that dude again, I will stick around just for you.