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The most unbelievable chain of events has occurred over the past four weeks. So unbelievable, in fact, that it necessitates a primer post just to get you in the right state of mind to learn of said events.

Thinking back on all that has happened recently, all I can do is shake my head with incredulity.

I told Denny I would post pictures of the girls from work that I have been referencing in my posts. And so here they are, as culled using the super sleuth skills I picked up from Bobby.

original cutie
new cutieAlso, as a bonus, I actually spent some expanded time with the two of them over the past few days. First, I ran Bay to Breakers (a 7.5 ( Read more... )

Last I left you, I had just finished playing an enjoyable round of catch with one of my co-worker friends (who also happened to be a cute girl). I was feeling extremely good about the outing, and this remained the case while we were walking/talking back to the gym. However, upon reaching the gym, all of a sudden I realized something horrifying ( Read more... )

There is this other cute girl at work who sits right next to "the girl" from my previous stories. From the beginning, I found them both to be quite attractive and was certainly interested in both, but for one reason or another, I focused all my attention on the one. I basically never talked to the other girl, and was content with my one enemy/ ( Read more... )

I really like playing baseball/softball and have always considered myself to be a fairly good player. What I am most proud of is my solid knowledge of the rules and my solid execution of the fundamentals. So when I learned that there was a company softball league this spring/summer, I was really excited about playing. My number one goal was just ( Read more... )

I meant to post this story right after it happened, but seeing how generally lazy I am with all things requiring effort, I think one year after the fact is pretty good ( Read more... )

I like dollar menus. I especially like chicken products on dollar menus. So it should come as no surprise that I am a huge McChicken fan. However, I have come to realize recently that the actual chicken used to make that sandwich is of fairly low quality, and I oftentimes find myself disgusted by certain bites (similar to my experience with the ( Read more... )

Walking into the area
Coming closer
From the other angle
Chair close up
Left desk close up
Right desk close up

Thanks for the webspace Wu-man. I hope you approve of my uploading abuse.

Albert sent me some pictures of workplace practical jokes a few days ago, and though I think he sent them to me solely for entertainment purposes (as noted by his comment: “overkill, but hilarious!”), they ended up providing inspiration for my biggest and boldest workplace caper yet. Today is conveniently the birthday of that girl from work, so I ( Read more... )