So I took the carpet squares out of that girl’s cubicle a while ago. I incrementally took them out over the course of three days as opportunities arose, which made for an exciting and enjoyable three days as she would always laugh upon finding that another one was missing. Originally, I wasn’t planning on keeping them because I expected her to ( Read more... )

So I finally reclaimed all of the weight I lost during my illness plagued week 6 and have managed to break the 180 lb barrier. As a result, I am motivated to attempt to reestablish my weekly Sunday posts. Hopefully, this will appease PJ and will keep him from holding any of his new posts hostage ( Read more... )

I can’t believe PJ is holding his post hostage with a ransom demand of a post by me. I only hope he has actually written his story and just hasn’t posted it yet, because otherwise I could see the laziness bug working to nullify the agreement ( Read more... )

I missed my Sunday weight update post due to an extreme lack of motivation. I think it was a result of the extensive effort I expended on my last post coupled with the fact that I lost weight last week and thus was not excited about sharing my progress. Still feeling fairly sick on Sunday didn’t help either, but it appears that I have finally ( Read more... )

Immediately upon starting work and being introduced to this cute co-worker of mine, I decided to make a concerted effort to tease her like a smitten schoolboy. Later, I realized that she had a boyfriend, but that only made it easier by removing the pressure to succeed and just giving me the freedom to have fun with it. Nevertheless, the poor ( Read more... )

I was extremely sick last night. It was all I could do just to lie on the couch and watch TV. I am feeling a little better today, but I am still pretty sick. I contemplated calling in sick to work today, but for some reason I felt compelled to go, as if I am truly dedicated to my job. The funny thing is I basically got nothing done at work ( Read more... )

I had intended to post about my relationship with this cute girl at work, but after procrastinating all day and now finding that the story is ballooning out of control (in typical Ryan lj fashion), I have decided to go to sleep instead of finishing it. Hopefully I will finish it tomorrow, but after writing for almost two hours I feel like its just ( Read more... )

Hopefully I will start writing some real posts again sometime soon ( Read more... )

Is anyone else frustrated by the fact that all of the Olympic coverage is using the local pronunciation of the city instead of the English translation? Last I checked we speak English in this country, and always refer to cities and countries by their English translations. Bah ( Read more... )

When I was a lot younger, my brother and I were playing catch with an egg when I missed it and it broke all over my arm. A few minutes after I had cleaned it off, I noticed that the area that had come in contact with the raw egg was completely covered in large welts. Since then, I have steered clear of raw eggs for fear of a similar allergic ( Read more... )