Cable and Deadpool Kink Meme

Mar 20, 2009 21:03



Hosting another kink!meme, this one based on the Cable and Deadpool comic. The main pairing is Cable/Deadpool obviously, but in the interest of fair play I shall allow any characters/pairings based on the comic series. Rules are  as follows:

1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there ( Read more... )

kink meme, cable/deadpool

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Inspired by "There's Hope For Them Yet" anonymous June 18 2009, 15:28:53 UTC
Someone (Writer's choice) chemically removes Wade's healing factor. They don't notice this until Wade gets injured (serious, but nothing fatal. Bullet to the shoulder, maybe, since shoulder wounds are sexy). Nate is determined to fix this before cancer or injury kill Wade, while Wade thinks about Death (the experience or the entity; whichever).

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Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... anonymous September 24 2011, 14:37:56 UTC
but I had a really crappy week and was in the mood to write angst. Or something. It got a bit long on me, though...

To be fair, there were reasons he didn’t notice right away that there was something wrong, good sound reasons. Mostly to do with the fact that, whatever else he might be, Wade was actually pretty damn at his job. He’d been a merc for years before he got the healing factor, and he almost never got injured on jobs involving regular humans. So it wasn’t until he was fighting Bullseye, (and that wasn’t even a job, just a ran-into-each-other-in-an-alley, hey-how’ve-you-been kinda fight) that anybody managed to land a hit on him. He still didn’t notice right away, not until Bullseye stopped moving, out of arm’s reach, and just stared at him ( ... )

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... anonymous September 24 2011, 15:18:00 UTC
I'm reading! And enjoying!

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... manicr September 24 2011, 17:56:49 UTC
Lovely! Please don't stop. Loved the inclusion of Bullseye and their not-a-fight.

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... anonymous September 24 2011, 21:49:56 UTC
this is so awesome!!! its so intriguing...can't wait to see what happens!

I have to say this is one of few fics I really loved the yellow box talking...and Wade here is so damn cute and hot!

I wonder if Bullseye's impression was something along 'this-shouldn't-this-is-creepy-and-disappointing-and-sad-for-some-reason'...loved the fact that Wade couldn't recognize it though.

please please keep on going? you just made my day and my other days still need to be made!<3

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... anonymous September 25 2011, 15:03:41 UTC
okay, so I'm declaring this set around the end of C&DP 39. Just imagine there were a couple of anime-filler-arc-style extra weeks between Wade killing T-Ray and the Hecatomb thing on Providence, during which Deadpool hung around running errands for Agency X and Cable had nothing better to do than stalk Wade. It's his second-favourite hobby anyway, right ( ... )

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... anonymous September 25 2011, 15:06:10 UTC
The cold hands still felt really good, and Nate had said please, and was still touching him. On purpose, even, cupping Wade's face and stroking his thumbs along Wade's cheeks.

"Dirty cheater." Wade definitely wasn't leaning into the touches. Or maybe he was, but only because he was feeling dizzy again. Wait, there was something important-

"Mkay, but if I say I'm leavin', that's it, right? Y'let me off th' hippy-go-round and no take-backs."

"Yes, of course, as soon as you want to leave. I wouldn't force you to stay, Wade, I promise." He was doing the intensely-earnest thing that made Wade want to believe every word and also laugh at him, because anything that serious deserved mockery. He was a bit too sore for laughing, though, and he was really tired now, so he went with option (a).

"Alrighty. Wake me when we get there."

"What!? Wade!"

He would have snickered at the panicky expression on Nate's face, but he was busy passing out (not swooning, because that would be girly) and the last thing he heard was "Bodyslide by two!"

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... anonymous September 25 2011, 15:07:25 UTC
So much love for this!

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... manicr September 25 2011, 15:23:34 UTC
Thank you for this adorableness!

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... etrangere September 26 2011, 00:02:14 UTC
this is adorable!

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... anonymous September 26 2011, 02:49:46 UTC
I LOVE every word of this like a very first boyfriend!!!
OMG OMG can't stop fangirling around your fic xDxDxD it is the awesome!
I really love your Wade and his degree of madness, not to mention the adorableness!
Nate and Wade post-divorce fic makes me so happy...this would totally happen if things like this happened to Wade...

Thank you so much writer!anon for not abandoning us!!

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... anonymous September 26 2011, 15:09:20 UTC
Everything was pretty fuzzy for a while, though Wade vaguely remembered Nate being there, telling him not to attack the doctors. He’d missed having somebody to watch his back, so he tried hard not to hurt anybody, even when they jabbed him with needles. After that everything went black, then there were colours again as he dreamed of different doctors, of harsh fluorescents and flickering candlelight, cold fingers twined with his own, and woke with a clearer head than he'd had in years and a bone-deep ache of longing ( ... )

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... etrangere September 26 2011, 16:35:36 UTC
awww Wade. Just the right kind of funnysad.

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... anonymous September 26 2011, 18:44:36 UTC
This hurts in such a good ways...fan girling squeee happened here for quite a long time!
I just LOVE hurt Deadpool...blame me if you want, but I think that's honestly what makes him the most delicious as the character. and you, amazingly awesome writer!anon, you pull that off just perfectly that it makes me happy and sad at the same time!
I love the change in his mental after the healing factor and fever stopped...how he is little more conscious and serious, though never losing the sense of humor and all!

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... anonymous September 27 2011, 13:53:07 UTC
Heey, thanks for the comments, you guys, I'm feeling positively fuzzy over here ^____^

Wade had never been much for planning, but some things required careful thought. Well, there was a dizzying array of options, but all he really needed was to pick a partner for his last dance. Somebody who’d get it, who could follow through with no problems, and would. But he didn’t want just anybody either... He eventually got down to three possibles, and he was pretty sure he knew who he wanted but it'd be nice to talk it over with somebody, so maybe he should go see ( ... )

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Re: Don't know if anybody's still reading this meme... anonymous September 27 2011, 14:01:27 UTC
Eventually the swarm buzzed away, replete with tissue samples and data, and it was just the two of them again.

"Alrighty," Wade said, climbing out of the bed and stretching, testing all his limbs. Nothing fell off, and he wasn't even dizzy, so he was counting that as a win. "Let's get this comedy act on the road, shall we?"

"If you're ready?" Nate still looked displeased about the whole thing, but either he was taking that threat to heart,

[Yeah, sure, 'cause loads of people are scared of terminal cancer patients. What am I going to do, bleed on him?]

or else this was some sort of humour-the-dying-schmuck routine, in which case Wade was damn well never talking to him again. "All limbs present and accounted for. And I'm still wearing my boxers, luckily, so that's everything."

Cable nodded sharply, Wade said, “Bodyslide by two!” and the infirmary was abruptly empty.

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