Comments | spankmecold: excess leads to self-destruction. a top-heavy society is bound to fail.

spankmecold

excess leads to self-destruction. a top-heavy society is bound to fail.

May 11, 2004 13:43

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ziplockman May 11 2004, 22:15:52 UTC

I want nipples like Jlo.

spankmecold May 12 2004, 00:01:38 UTC

seriously, man. that's one of my main goals in life.

saddle_shoes May 12 2004, 00:52:01 UTC

im getting a plastic surgeon, acting lessons, a therapist, and a personal shopper.

i think i'll be fine ;-)

You forgot a couple of things michaelmoorefan May 12 2004, 03:32:04 UTC

you need to either wear a kabalhalbhalbh red braclet, or adopt some other lost religion. Plus you need at least three large black men hovering over you at all times! Oh it would also be helpful if you selpt with married men who have babies on the way!

Re: You forgot a couple of things spankmecold May 12 2004, 04:14:48 UTC

what the hell are you even talking about.

Re: You forgot a couple of things michaelmoorefan May 12 2004, 05:56:39 UTC

damn boy! ive just seen way to many specials about celebrities. Britney spears and demi more and other dumb shits are all about that religion kabalah its a form of judaism(however you spell it) and they always have body guards. It was my way of making a sarcastic joke but obviously i failed miserably.

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