DUDE(s). I am so back. I learned how to connect to the internet through this computer. do the words "Joe Clinkenbeard kicks major ass" mean anything to you?

promises of payments were
upon your shoulders constantly
but don't forget to entertain
'cause this is your first defense

my itinerary---

tomorrow:1. midterm for HUM190H ( Read more... )

damn, has it been a while. well, I've tried during the last couple of hours to post here and there on people's LJs, and just generally find out what everyone is up to. sadly, that is a hard task to accomplish when one has just finished a midterm and is... hmmm... pooped, shall we say ( Read more... )

'ello sunshine.so, 'ere I am, at Amy's 'ouse, a few minutes 'afore midnight, freshly returned from a venture out into the world that is the nightlife of orange county. we, meaning myself, 'er, and 'er friend caitlin just go' back from the shore'ouse, an open-24-'ours diner. 'twas good, I must say. if you must know, I am speaking in an english ( Read more... )

helloooooo livejournal. how you be, eh? we haven't spoken in quite some time. I'm so sorry, I've been terribly busy. and, besides, the internet isn't working in the back of the house, so my time online has been very, very limited. pooh-pooh.

anywho, things are going well. I'm on spring break right now. saw ladykillers on friday, and watched willy ( Read more... )

haven't posted for quite some time on here. guess I echo shereen's words of wisdom, i.e., the bit about living life instead of bemoaning its nonexistence in livejournal. since I last posted, several things have happened, in no particular order:

• got a new cd wallet (128 capacity)
  
• took a midterm for ENG110H
  
• began to realize that school may very ( Read more... )

dude. I went out to dinner tonight, and... holy shit. there was this girl, about 5'6", skinny, nice 'tay (BOO-tay that is), and blond hair... REAL blond hair. now, that in itself, ok, sure, NOT WEIRD, but ( Read more... )

holy cow. sara wrote me this limerick. limericks = boss.

there once was a lad named joe
he had himself more than one hoe
on a beernut he once choked
and with a stick his eye was poked
but won the heart of a lady and lots of dough

got Sufjan Stevens' Greetings from Michigan, the Great Lakes State and Flaming Lips' Zaireeka in the mail today. BOSS.

FYI, Zaireeka is a sonic experiment involving the four discs it comes with being played at exactly the same time. because of the impossibility of four people to push "play" at -precisely- the same moment, and because of the fact ( Read more... )

stolen with great skill from the livejournals of _eudora and silentdismay. thanks, you two ( Read more... )

yesterday while en-queue at the post office, I watched as a guy drove his oh-so-gigantic, air-polluting, world-destroying, 3-feet-in-between-the-driver-and-passenger-seats HUMMER into a parking spot(s).

as I was walking out, I politely tapped him on the shoulder and said, excuse me, sir, but you're killing the earth. I just wanted you to know ( Read more... )