I took a poo in starbucks today. Don't tell anyone. My friends were at a table. I have gotten so much done in the last two days. Now only one more day of studying... then it's party time ( Read more... )

i keep doing this. the same thing.. every two years... sophomore year... senior year... now. exactly every two. exactly the same. what am i looking for? if i found it would that be enough? dammit. i think my dad had the same problem. I know he did. My nice little jewish father. god. haha.. he still does. wow. i remember talking to him about this ( Read more... )

I am in wasting time land. It's quite comfy here. Big couch and such. And as such, I have named the pimple on my ass julie. Julie needs your sympathy though so a card would be nice. And just bc you have no money jacky... no excuse! You can take the time out of your day to buy Julie a card. She's in pain! You have no soul ( Read more... )

Grace is here! although actually she might be gone now. oh well... if you missed it. The sisters Lumpkin were in charleston too. For some reason i always feel like a flapper from the 1920's when i'm with them. I honestly can't explain that one ( Read more... )

I walked out of the thai restaurant a little early. Everyone else was still paying. I kicked a couple of pebbles onto folly road and then i noticed an old woman looking at me from the passenger seat of her car. i'm sure i glanced her way a few times... but, it wasn't until i was about to join the others in waiting on jarret to find his keys... wasn ( Read more... )

( it's possible i'm hanging out with a bad crowd )

things I learned ( Read more... )

Post a memory you have of me in the comments. It can be anything you want. Then post this in your journal and see what people remember of you.

so i'm laying the fitted sheet down on the bed... the one with the two straight borders and two ruffled elastic borders... the usual. but, for some reason, i can never remember which border is actually the longest. which goes at the head of the bed and which on the side? so, i lay it down, try one corner, then the other... woops! that side is just ( Read more... )

this is a quote from a work by ralph linton. I take pride in knowing that i found this all by myself and am relaying it to the masses free of charge and for the benefit of all mankind. notice how it has been posted before... and probably more accurately than other posts ( Read more... )