Dear Internet,
I am in love with you. Mostly because you make me feel superior to lots of people all at the same time. Keep up the good work.
Love,
The Ferrety One

I just mystery googled "Lee Goldberg"...the results page was "shut the hell up"

Lo Eljay ( Read more... )

So I finally saw the last five minutes of Monk. Randy/Sharona shippers got a nugget, and I tried my best to cringe. It was...actually really adorable. Damn them. Anyway, she's not going to be back, so we can assume it was just burning off some residual UST ( Read more... )

Me and my shipper goggles are over here feeling really happy and really stupid for missing the last five minutes of Monk.
Meanwhile, I'm really quite finished with the thought of exit wounds of any sort going through the knees.

1001 great scenarios for my Monk ship, and not a decent story among them. I wish I could draw. They'd make a delightful comic strip. Stupid well-adjusted, cheerful protags. *siiiigh* Now I have to dig through other fandoms for reference material. The upshot of the angsty kids (Especially Perry/Elliot in Scrubs fandom. It writes itsself.) is ( Read more... )

We did full-body outlines on some kids today, and then let them add features like clothes, a face,etc. When I went around to see what everyone had done, one little boy had drawn a frown on his face. He'd had a Murphy's Law kind of day yesterday, so I asked him "Why does he look so sad?" The boy looked up from his drawing and announced "He's sad ( Read more... )

I know this, because I keep envisioning little thought bubbles above my head that say *perk*.
In math class, I was bored and my thought bubbles said *fidget* and "...lame." Who knew that multiplying shit by ten was such a big fat hairy deal?

The Great Preschooler potty-training experiment is underway! We had two successful dry days last week. One hit and one miss today. Not quite sure whether the "miss" was a genuine accident or attention-seeking behavior. Will add extra break tomorrow ( Read more... )

New season of project runway started. My favorite people to hate are all gone as of this week! *approves* and the girls I like (the boys don't impress me as much this cycle.) are still there ( Read more... )