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[sparkling_by]

Ahem.

Ah, so...

It happens, sometimes, purely accidentally, with no fault whatsoever on the illustrious person involved, unless we suppose his handsome looks drove destiny to jealousy -

The lamp broke.

And the desk it was on.

The... carpet under them.

Bits... of the floor...under the carpet...

Hello, lovely neighbours from a floor below

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[chosered]

You broke the floor?

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[sparkling_by]

[sparkling_by]

No... no...

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[sparkling_by]

The floor... felt unworthy... to hold such a gracious person...

[primrosella]

You broke all the--my goodness, are you all right?

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[sparkling_by]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no

[sparkling_by]

Remember: they broke themselves.

[primrosella]

Er. Yes, of course, but they didn't hurt you when they broke themselves, did they?

[sparkling_by]

How considerate, how noble - thank you very much, the gods of beauty and delight saw fit to save this unworthy person to benefit from your company.

[sparkling_by]

I'm very fine, and very happy to see you.

[binarysky]

Did you...blow them up?

1/3

[sparkling_by]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sparkling_by]

Kind of. Sort of. Quite close.

[sparkling_by]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[child_radical]

How did you manage to pull that off?

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[sparkling_by]

A... worldly combination... of time... energy... skill...

[sparkling_by]

...wait.

[sparkling_by]

WAIT, I SAID I DIDN'T DO IT!