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[sparkling_by]

Ho ho ho, hello, he~llo! You're all tired wanderers from distant realms like E.T. just desperate to go home like E.T., aren't you? I suppose some of you must be terribly sad E.T., E.T., E.T., but cheer up E.T.! Be brave E.T.! Give it your best Eeeeee. Teeeeeee.And in the meantime, take a moment to breathe a little, enjoy a nice cup of tea, or hot

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[visitors_galore]

Are you a clone?

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[sparkling_by]

From the... mouth of babes...

[sparkling_by]

THEY LET CLONES IN?!

[visitors_galore]

THEY'RE IN CHARGE!

[Matching volume with volume, naturally.]

[hazamouth]

Dude...cool use of sparkles.

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[sparkling_by]

Perfect timing, flattering palette and just an elegant amount of glitter, right?

[sparkling_by]

It's a natural talent.

Sad thing is...I can totally see these two being bffs if he's ever in game.

[hazamouth]

I got natural talents too...just not meant for sparkles.

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[perfectainteasy]

Someone with tastes and manners, I've missed you where have you been?

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[sparkling_by]

Sweetest Madam, will that be, where was I today, or all your life?

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[perfectainteasy]

I don't know but darling I think there's much lost time to be made.

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[sparkling_by]

Is... there...

[cunningness]

Good company does indeed make having tea better. I suppose you're here to provide said company?

[sparkling_by]

What sharp eyes, what finesse! How could you guess?

[cunningness]

It was a bit obvious, actually.

[sparkling_by]

Well, then, I couldn't possibly disappoint your great expectations, now could I?

[callmeadevil]

How nice of you to welcome all of us.

[sparkling_by]

Well, now, just because you're aliens doesn't mean we have to be disagreeable before you decide to take over our planet.

[callmeadevil]

Now...what could possibly make you think I'm an alien?

[sparkling_by]

Well, aren't things and people not from this world aliens?