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[sparkling_by]

Ho ho ho, hello, he~llo! You're all tired wanderers from distant realms like E.T. just desperate to go home like E.T., aren't you? I suppose some of you must be terribly sad E.T., E.T., E.T., but cheer up E.T.! Be brave E.T.! Give it your best Eeeeee. Teeeeeee.And in the meantime, take a moment to breathe a little, enjoy a nice cup of tea, or hot

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[justastatue]

[ Hi, I'm a statue. Just an ordinary statue. :D ]

[sparkling_by]

[ AND SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE, THERE ARE SCREAMS INTO THE NIGHT ]

[justastatue]

[ Does that mean you're not looking?

Can I omnomnom you? :D ]

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[sparkling_by]

[whereisperry]

[Have some platypus noises like so]

[sparkling_by]

Huh... I wonder why I feel the sudden need to break into rap... could it be a flu?

I'll have you know that I happened upon this in class, and had to bite my lip to keep from laughing.

[bakurakrazie]

Tama-chaaaan, why do you always think everyone's an alien? I mean, it is technically accurate, given the definition, but then everyone in the City is, too!

Besides, 'm not E.T. [pause] That's someone else I know. Every day he goes for the Reese's Pieces and says 'I'm slowly turning into E.T.' and then finishes them,and goes and gets some more. To celebrate the fact that he's no longer diagnosed with having a peanut allergy.

But I'm not E.T. I'm a curse!

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[sparkling_by]

Are you implying this is alienphobia? Alien-discrimination? Specism?

[sparkling_by]

BECAUSE ONLY AN ALIEN WOULD THINK LIKE THAT!

Oh yes indeed.

[bakurakrazie]

Hmmmmmmmmm. Well, you certainly don't appear to be treating us differently. So I suppose not, after all~

How are you doing this fine curse day?

[meritable]

[Good work, Father. Please feel free to sense his approval.]

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[sparkling_by]

[what is this sudden sense of relief upon the world, as if a nefarious curse has succinctly lifted?]

[sparkling_by]

...Mother.

Repeat after me: a good host doesn't take advantage of poor tourists to inflate gift shop prices.

[meritable]

I don't know what you could possibly be suggesting, Father.

[displacedprince]

Hot chocolate? It sounds good. I want to try it.. Where can I get some?

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[sparkling_by]

Well, provided any sugar has survived the sudden crop and vegetable plague popularly known as Honey-senpai, I'm sure we can put something together for you.

[sparkling_by]

Or die trying.

[displacedprince]

What-- A plague? I've never heard of the Honey-senpai..! It sounds bad, what happened? Why isn't the lord doing anything to help his subjects?