I’ve decided that I highly disagree with midterms on seis de mayo, strictly for the reason that they keep me from making plans on cinco de mayo. Not that it really would have mattered, because I ended up passing out and NOT studying. This morning, I was a complete disaster: didn’t wake up for my alarms, drove to the Encino Starbucks, realized ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wish I had a film crew that followed me around for my entire life.  It would seriously make the best comedy-drama TV sitcom ever.   

Note to self: never wear expensive clothes to parties where you will take them off.

Good-bye cute black running jacket :(

2. Can you do a cartwheel?
Definitely not when I was a drunk freshman visiting UCLA and running the relay 4 LIFE at 3am with the guys from Beta... but generally yes... well, sort of.

4. Do you eat vegetables regularly?
More than anything

6. Have you met anyone famous?
Hello, I live in LA.

7. What is the weather like right at this very moment?
Cold and I' ( Read more... )

Resolution: be as social as humanly possible.

...check!

For some reason I decided to not make plans tonight.  I've already partied enough since finals.  So I'm sitting at home watching a movie when I get a text from this guy.  He's funny, we flirt, and I'm definitely not into anything else... I just wasn't really sure what to do, because now he has my number and I definitely don't want to lead him on.  ( Read more... )

Okay wow.  Is it really necessary for you to have your friends at work interrogate me about my current love life just because you are still hung up on how badly you fucked up?  I should have known he was asking me on your behalf... and I regret not slipping in the details that would strike your memories once Bryan relayed them back to you.  You ( Read more... )

Two groupies were obsessed with Mick Jagger.  They followed him around, and finally slept with him.  Afterward, people asked them how it was... and they said "he was great, but he was no Mick Jagger." 

I've finally figured out what I'm looking for: an exclusive version of "friends with benefits."

Part of me wants to say that I absolutely hate the fact that I already know who the man of my dreams is, because for the past year, I have yet to meet even one guy that comes even close to winning me over like he does.  Maybe we're all allowed to have that one fantasy, that one ideal that we'll just never be able to get over.  Or, maybe it's all in ( Read more... )