Hannibal called and said he felt his day had been empty and wasted, i advised him to get a bottle and the day would go faster. He said it sounded sad as in pathetic but I dont think it is? I mean i'm true emo I know, no amount of growing up will change that but by god, half the time we drink it's self preservation so why not admit it, it's not like ( Read more... )

The big boss came to work today and together with the little boss they fired 3 people in the name of bad times ( Read more... )

so 11.30 pm my doorbell rings and i unlock the door with a smoke and a drink to face a pair of pimple faced teenage boys who moved in on the floor beneath mine a week ago. Apparently the "guitar we play" is bothering them, "especially on weekdays". During our brief exchange I try to make it clear that there is no such thing as we or you, try to ( Read more... )

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My boss called and said "i figured i shouldnt call before twelve, did you get shitfaced?"
"kind of, i got drunk on martini..."
"what?"
"...like a teenager"
"oh like a teenager, i thought you said you got drunk on martini haha, that would be so disgusting"
"yeah totally"

Had some serious nightmares but woke up to Hannibals firm spooning and thanked god for his sleeping body. After a long day at work I braved a snowstorm to get out to the studio with a bag of stolen martini. Then I braved a snowstorm back home. I wish hannibal was here.

Ok so, when I was growing up we drank southern comfort and before that we'd ash in our beers cause someones sister or brother said it got you drunker (i know, i know). But wtf is Vermouth Bianco?? I never did that, is this the asshole of white wines? cause i've passed a lot of crap through but this is like being raped by a lollipop and not coming. ( Read more... )

Waking up with the taste of vomit still clenched to my face and last nights last glass of whiskey lending the room the scent it deserves. Since late night tv is only sex, violence and animals i stick to the latter but even that seems to have been popularized in the direction of neglected animals, mainly dogs with chains buried into their necks and ( Read more... )

Today someone at work told me that there will be a round of firing next month, ordered from higher ranks and passing the bill of the economical crisis. I said I was glad to be gone by then, in an interactive office you can sense when it's time to fire and you can guess who it will be. Fire freely for all i care, in a month I will have collected ( Read more... )

My scales says I weigh 0.0 lbs, which to me is clear proof of all my hard work and endurance.