Everything has been so surreal lately.  
I'd attribute it to the fact that I haven't smoked for 3 days when I'm so used to smoking every night, but over time I've become perpetually high, so no.  
I've had a pretty good 2 days, too.  
Maybe that's why.  I'm not used to actually being beyond content. 

I just saw a can of Diet Coke in the fridge and next to some polar bears it said
GIVE 
LIVE 
LOVE

I expected it to say "GOVE" next.  GOVE is not a word, but hey.  Maybe GLOVE?  Love Glove?

I'm leaving in 15-20 mins for Alice In Chains.  
About 2 minutes ago my asshole parents decided that they don't want me driving to the Borgata.  
Nice.
This is going to be one of the most uncomfortable rides ever.  It'll suck balls.

Oh...Anthony's rents totally just saved us both.

Nevermind :)

Didn't go to school today. As soon as I opened my eyes I was like shit, this isn't going to happen today

I have been blitzed out of my mind for 2 days.  The line between reality and...not  is blurred.

I have to babysit.  I don't think I'm 100% done.  I hope she just wants to watch a movie.

So I pretty much had the job when they called to schedule an interview.
I get in there, fill out all the papers blah blah blah.  
The manager brings out a sheet of paper that looks like it's from Google Maps.  
She hands me that and a sheet with carbon paper things (for copies).

"We require that you take a drug test"             ...uh oh
she continues ( Read more... )

World: "I would love ____________, but I guess that's not going to happen".

Me: "You are correct in that assuption"

I swear to god I have a 50 year old child.  
It went like this:

Dad: Can you make some caramel apples?
Me: I have a headache.  Remind me when I come home tomorrow and I will.
Dad: You said that last night, and I already waited til tomorrow
Me: We'll see

Later...

Dad: Where's the remote?
Me: downstairs
Dad: can you get it for me?
Me: call Mike
::calls brother ( Read more... )

First, when the fuck did the bouffant come back??  It didn't look good the first time they tried it, why the hell would it the second time?!  It's ok to have a little lift, but when you're walking around like a fucking Conehead....ugh.  I don't even know.

Secondly, I learned today that I have better self-control than I thought.  While Matt was ( Read more... )

It kind of sucks to come home and find out that you cannot make yourself a turkey and cheese sandwich on rye because you don't have the finances.  Had to buy Mister Moo (one of many nicknames for canine) biscuits with my own money and fill up Dad's gas tank because we don't have the money for that either...not to mention paying bills, mortgage, etc ( Read more... )

Shocking, but not really at the same time.
Kind of sad, still.

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