"Are you bringing Paul upstairs?"

"I don't know, why?"

"Because if you're not, I want you to take him some of these cookies."

"Why?"

"'Cause I don't want to eat all of them because then I will get fat and no one will love me ( Read more... )

friday night was anchorsplash, and it was AWESOME. i am so proud of our sigma chi team. theyre synchro routine was so cute. everyone was telling us (their coaches) afterward how cute they looked. seriosuly, most adorable boys ever. i even forgive them for throwing us in the pool after. after all the pool stuff was over kindel and jacquie and beth ( Read more... )

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

we will see...

don't you just love beginnings?

Observation: girls are attracted to guys that are mean to them, "jerks" if you will

Hypothesis: because the first forms of flirting are generally aggressive (pulling hair, pinching, making fun of), girls are conditioned to respond positively to these types of behaviors because they are taught it means a guy likes them.

How many little girls have ( Read more... )

it's two o clock in the morning. and i am happy. even though i have a psych test in 7 hours that i am so not prepared for. write this down. you may need this information when you check me into rehab.

just a quick post before the debate starts! which i am exicted about. liz and i are going to eat ice cream, which is good, because if im not eating something i'll probably just sit there biting my nails ( Read more... )

i was screwing around on the modified living site and decided to post another Sorority Girls V. Something, because they are funny as hell. note the how many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb question. awesome. i love finding parallels between my life and funny stuff that lives in the computer. I promise I'll do a real post soon. ( Read more... )

A Certain Shade of Green

A certain shade of green
Tell me is that what you need?
All signs around say move ahead
Could someone please explain to me your Ever present lack of speed?

Are your muscles bound by ropes?
Or do crutches cloud your day?
My sources say the road is clear
And street signs guide the way

Are you gonna stand around till 2012 A.D.?
( Read more... )

newsflash: i am trying out for the cheer team. liz and i just decided. we are going to kick butt. and its not like our cheerleaders do anything except yell and clap. honeslty. they don't do jumps or anything. i doubt half those girls can cartwheel. and i can totally cartwheel.

anyway, i wanted to post before the weekend because im sure lots will ( Read more... )

i am tired.

so last night was margarita monday. so i went. and got drunk. too drunk some might say. even though i knew i would have to wake up at 5:30 this morning for wake up duty. thats ok though, cause it was hyperfun. and a great start to the birthday week. i went over with liz and tess and noelle and some other people, and then after they ( Read more... )