-
(Untitled)
Guys, our evil plan to alienate Jamie out in Illinois and bring about her DOOM is underway! Prepare the weapons for July! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
I've come to the conclusion that if I ever end up doing anything memorable, it won't be until I'm very old. There are never young Joans. The other night I had to go to this ceremony for my mother's masonic organization and there were at least 5 Joans there. All old and wrinkled. I'm fairly certain I have never once in my life met a Joan my age or ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
It seems weird to write in here. Like I've forgotten how or something. I have these weird guilty feelings about LJ as if it's my fault no one writes as often as they used to. Which is just ridiculous in so many ways, not the least of which being that I am hardly so important. So anyway.- Back to business as usual.
- For those who haven't been ( Read more... )
- Back to business as usual.
-
(Untitled)
So I'm not going to apologize anymore for not making "real" posts, cause, frankly, there is nothing "real" to tell. I sometimes wonder if it would be better or worse if my friends truly understood how pathetic and uneventful my life is these days. Nettie still somehow thinks I lead some secret double life that I don't tell her about. I tell her she ( Read more... ) -
OH MY FREAKING LORD
I know there are a million other things I should be posting about (well, not really, since I don't actually HAVE anything interesting enough to talk about) but OHMYFREAKINGGOD ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
Uh. I'm fine etc. Actually, I'm extremely poor, unemployed, and hating on X-mas. However. That is not the reason I decided to finally post here. In reality, I just wanted to share this conversational gem sparked by velourialou's fabulous email:
chapstickmess: Baby Jesus did too have a Christmas tree
spastichair1000: ...
chapstickmess: Granted it was probably a cypress tree
chapstickmess: Or perhaps fig
spastichair1000: was it ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
I may not have much to brag about in my life these days but today I wore a short-sleeved shirt and paid $1.99/gallon for my gas.
Take that and shove it, Jersey haters.