Hi! If you're still reading this... Tsk on you. Here's what you're actually supposed to do:

1. Take spatulalobotomy off your friends list. Literally. The online one. In LJ. Yes.

2. That's all. There's this, but it's not really all that necessary.

Aaaand, goodbye, then.

RIP spatulalobotomy. Thank you for the memories. (I was about to forget them.)

And you, don't just stand there! Do come along, if you like.

Hello, more observant part of my LJ friends list. You may have noticed my absence, as the only way to verify my existence is through posting comments. (And this is how I will sabotage eras of philosophy on existentialism. I will go down in history as the Girl who Eradicated All Hopes of Enlightenment. Oh yeah.) Well, I haven't seen Snikt, my abuse- ( Read more... )

"All these people are dying ( Read more... )

1) I've missed five days of LJ action... and already I had to skip nearly 1000 in my friends page, just to make a mad dash in an effort to catch up. So even if I felt compelled to comment, I've kept mum in the interest of complete absence ( Read more... )

I can play "Ode to Joy" on the recorder! Well... The throttled, unfortunately hippie version of it. But nevertheless, I'm pleased with my progression in woodwinds. If anyone wants to be instructed on how to play a condensed classical, feel free to ask me. The song will last twenty seconds max or you get your money back ( Read more... )

Inspired (read: excused) by years of my ignorance on Asian movies, a slightly less than normal obsession with dictionary.com and, finally, the accumulated thoughts of three years dressed in not-quite-orange-not-quite-yellow checkers underneath a jacket that advertises one alcoholic beverage or another. Also, I wanted to make a completely new set of ( Read more... )

I don't get depressed by little things, really I don't. I'm a survivor. There are things that help me overcome tragedies in a world where the Mavericks win 132-110 against Sacramento, things like:

-- NBA --

Chris Webber: "Aw, you found me... I guess this wasn't a good hiding spot."

Referree: "No, Vlade, you can't give me a hug and make it all ( Read more... )

After reading her survey, I realized that my whole name means Ruler of the Earth's Meadows. This cheers me up beyond personal capacity for logic.

Because this depressed me:
"You're no bigger than what it takes to upset you."

In other words, my overall worth is not even equivalent to dance remixes, bad grades, atrocious grammar and spelling, this, ( Read more... )

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."