If I ruled the world...

[speakr2customrs]

...fanfic writers who describe characters as 'viscous killers' or who refer to someone smiling a 'viscous smile' would be thrown into a swimming pool filled with treacle.

And those who refer to 'lightening bolts' would be pumped full of helium.

Comments

[brunettepet]

These are two things that make me stop reading a fic (even though viscous was funny the first few times).

[curiouswombat]

Along with rouge vampires...

[kerkevik_2014]

Do they bite your cheeks instead then....

[kazzy_cee]

LOL!!!!

[slaymesoftly]

Aw, c'mon, tell us how you really feel. Not that I don't agree with you, most defiantly... ;)

[thismaz]

*laughs*
Unless it's a play on words, or a pun.

[trepkos]

Heh!