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speakvolumes Dec 24, 2004 22:13

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speakvolumes Dec 18, 2004 01:03

Can someone tell me what in God's name Christians are doing out at 12:45 pamphleteering? Did a midnight Bible study just get out or something?

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speakvolumes Dec 12, 2004 03:08

Listen to Immortal. Just go do it.

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speakvolumes Dec 09, 2004 04:23

RIP Dimebag

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speakvolumes Nov 30, 2004 03:01

Never attempt home dentistry.

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speakvolumes Nov 05, 2004 18:16

Jesus.

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As I walked down Floyd Avenue like I've been doing so much lately, I came across a girl running in front of a red Firebird shouting "Timmy! Timmy!" with her empty SUV blinking its emergency lights right behind him. He kept moving, trying to get around her but staying silent the whole time. Suddenly, she spread her arms crucifix-style and went ( Read more... )

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speakvolumes Oct 26, 2004 19:34

Tonight marks the utter destruction of my digestive system ( Read more... )

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speakvolumes Oct 25, 2004 02:35

I am officially declaring the next seven days MOTHERFUCKER WEEK

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speakvolumes Oct 19, 2004 02:39

I seriously have the most interesting friends. The most Thundercats-remembering, queer-pagan-dating-a-good-Christian-boying, sarcastic-Internets-celebritying, rockstar-connectioning, Arsenal-worshipping, sassy-cellisting, filthy-Canadianing, wonderful-pop-clicheing, hardcore-as-fuck-but-such-a-cuddlebugging, Mr-Mike-appreciating, booty-dancing-in- ( Read more... )