ZOMG my parents must be first cousins or something I feel so mentally challenged!

I just realized why TV shows stay in their same time for us in Alberta when Daylight Savings Time goes on/off even though the whole world isn't on the same time.

Because the entire world, though not on the same time, changes by the same amount: 1 hour.HOW CAN I NOT ( Read more... )

My eyes feel heavy my job sucks I'm making no money my happiness is dependent on outside factors that tend to let me down my dreams freak me out I haven't smoked crack for over a year (good job me) my life is boring boys stare at my chest and make crude comments but they don't care about me and I don't let them when they try because they're never ( Read more... )

Being happy sucks because then you remember what you're missing out on when it goes away. And yes, it comes back, but then it goes away again; and every time it feels like it did the first time. When it's gone for so long, it feels like you've gotten used to it, you don't need that feeling anymore; like 'sure, it's nice, but I can live without.' ( Read more... )

watch Half Nelson ( Read more... )

Holy fracking shat, I'm drunk. so drunk that I'm eating my mother's famous tortellini without barely any them thar tomatoes which normally I require about 1 million of in order to ingest. I mean, in order to eat the tortellini-dish. fuck. I am drunk it was my best friend en Lloydminster's birthday today and it might not seem like I am super drunk ( ( Read more... )

Is the lead singer for Be Your Own Pet a girl or a guy? I can't tell and it's vital to my survival that I know ( Read more... )

Did you know that it is entirely possible to rent a "spacious" 3-bedroom condo with 2 bathrooms for the same price as a 2-bedroom apartment (with, undoubtedly, only 1 bathroom) in Lloydminster ( Read more... )

Why Do They Leave?, Ryan Adams ( Read more... )

As I am currently and have been 18 for the last several days, and live in or near Alberta, naturally I have been to "the bar." Actually two. And let me tell you, my (sad, pity-deserving) underaged chums ( Read more... )

I was reading past entries of mine and stumbled upon the Top 10 Trivia Facts About Tannara, one of which is:

It is bad luck to put Tannara on a bed.

There you go, boys. Conclusive proof that you should always heed the warnings found in fictitious trivia.