I never update this thing, but this weekend was so much fun I'm gunna so I NEVER forget the memories!

Kessler: *pointing* Penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina! Vagina, vagina, vagina, whats up?

Kraig: Kayla, you gotta tell your mom drugs love me. No wait how does that go? I love drugs and drugs love me. You gotta tell your mom that!

Sestak: ( Read more... )

RULES TO DRUNK DIALING:

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex: "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"
4.Dirty talk ( Read more... )

today was cool... went to the softball game... Kochville WON bitches!!! 21-4 or some shit like that... yeah they got 12 runs in the first inning... it was grand... not ONLY did they win... but I got to see hot guys... mm mm fire fighters!! can i get a what what?? lol... omg... a certain somebody's girlfriend is U-G-L-Y!!! seriously... shes got big ( Read more... )

Karl's new name is Fuck Face for not coming to the party and takin gma and Troy up north instead... way to not come Fuck Face

She's pretty, but she doesn't believe it.
Music makes her world go round, literally.
Hoodies and huge sunglasses make her life.
She's afraid of being alone & has big dreams.
When she smiles her whole face lights up.
& her heart's been broken by a guy who doesn't love her.
And you know what?
She doesn't care anymore.

written bykiss_andcrash

grandma can shoot off the fireworks drunk, she's lived the longest...

haha haha haha larry brown got fired by the knicks and replaced by isaiah thomas... thats HILARIOUS!!! lol ( Read more... )

last night was interesting needless to say... I had my bonfire and it was really fun everyone invited came except for Tim, but he went to Lansing... ANYWAYS... it was Sestak, Lauren, Cori, and me... but Lauren brought Kelly, Carri, and Vanessa with her... I was cool w. it, the more people the better... the bonfire was fun until Dani calls up Sestak ( Read more... )

i'ma start off by saying if i don't think somethings funny the first time... chances are, i won't think its funny the second time ( Read more... )

[x] You know someone that cares about you ( Read more... )