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[specialunclet]

oops

the £800 bath is loverly and big

unfortunatly the legs fell off it this weekend

while it was occupied

Comments

[markeris]

Disclaimer: This bath is for bathing in. Filming red hot german porn whilst using it renders your gauranetee null and void.

[h_i_p_p_y]

We hadn't even gotten as far as "Wir sind Lesbisch, wir benötigen einen Klempner..."

(but we could do with one now, haha)

[specialunclet]

Hier, est ist warm... Mag ich mein Hemd entfernen?

[h_i_p_p_y]

Oh, das ist ein großes Werkzeug, Philippa Forester!

[allezbleu]

i swear to god that kinda shit only happens to you!

at least you didnt go through the floor too!

... or did you?

[specialunclet]

nope, not through the floor

just rocked from one side to the other nd then the legs fell off

[h_i_p_p_y]

You were thought of...

[sarah_mum]

I don't know whether to fell flattered, scared or just maggoty.

[specialunclet]

option d) all of the above

[h_i_p_p_y]

Thought that'd all cross yer mind!!!

[h_i_p_p_y]

Next time, I swear it will...