right then, i have a slight problem ( Read more... )

i hope to god this happens

http://www.billbailey.co.uk/latestnews/2007/07/eurovision.html

and in other news i may prove my french roots and run away due to the flood

just so that you know

the best practice in case of your server failing is to make a backup of all your important data

not to leave it till it dies

even if you know the IT bloke is coming in with a new server at the end of the week

especially if you are MY FUCKING BROTHER YOU DICK SPLASH

i may have a long night ahead of me

01:55 left the 'night owl ( Read more... )

happy happy joy joy

i've found my passport

why the hell i put it in the raven dvd case i have no idea

my mums just phoned me from whitby

that gave me the fear

pint for anyone who can get a photo of them

my brother has decided to tie the knot with his girlfriend of 25 years on his 40th birthday this year

the only people invited are my mum and dad and said girlfriend's two daughters

two things of note here

1) the close relationships within my familly
2) do the maths yourself

or the last couple of months i have been woken about six by the dog (spoon) barking

neither on sunday or this morning did this happen

i suspect that this may have somthing to do with donnas bitch and their antics over the weekend

however i WILL NOT be testing this theory personally

just got a new contract

so i will be at the cotties about 8.30 if you fancy a drink

best thing is i stole it from a bunch of born again christians

dog eggs make really good hand warmers

must remember the bags next time though