I am a good American. I am an even better materialist. This is because I absolutely adore the commercialized version of Christmas. I love the red and green cups at starbucks, and I love the wreaths, and the garlands, and the christmas ornaments. I love all the fake mushy feelings associated with seeing a fat man with a white beard and a suit. I ( Read more... )

I have this black shirt. It's just a regular long sleeved black t-shirt I got at target. But I seem to wear it all the time. Constantly. With anything. everything. all the time. And since I have such a fondness for it, Murphy's law would dictate that I can never find it. It seems like at least two mornings a week I am running about in my underwear ( Read more... )

I found this on a website while frantically trying to figure out why eukaryotes with an endomembrane system are superior to endomembraneless prokaryotes in order to do my Biology homework. I thought it was funny enough to share. It's about the woes of bacteria reproduction.

You can have sex, with males possessing a sexual apparatus for ( Read more... )

So Elizabeth went and did the homecoming thing last night. My dress was lovely but unfortunately was not a good dress for breathing in. Oh well, oxygen is a luxury right? I went over to Julie's with some other friends and we all ate pizza and did the girl bonding thing in which we fussed over each others dresses/hair/jewelry/etc. It was actually ( Read more... )

Last night I had the most horrible dream ever. My kitty is trying to make me feel better. He galloping in and chucked himself at my lap. I also made the worlds largest mug of hot chocolate and emptied a whipped cream bottle into it.

So everyone (almost everyone) on my friends list has gone off to college and has been posting profound and deep entries about new experiences. I have nothing new and exciting and certainly nothing soul searching to write about. I get to write about Sandwich Girl. She's in my biology class and she eats sandwiches EVERYDAY. I mean come on it's first ( Read more... )

There was this article in the paper today (next to the comics or I would have never noticed it ;3) about Virgos so I decided to hit Wikipedia and find what sort of personalities Pisces are suppose to have. It's funny how much my sign fits me. I am practically the Pisces poster child ( Read more... )

Why can the school never get my schedule right? To make a long story short I didn't get into Humanities and had to accommodate my schedule as such and it therefore RUINED MY LIFE ( Read more... )

So my Mom and I drove up to the Jemez where the were filming that Disney movie with John Travolta and Tim Allen, hoping we could watch them film some. Unfortunately, but predictably, they had traffic stopped during filming. My Mom and I ditched our car in traffic and tried to hike over and see if they would let us through, but we were stopped by a ( Read more... )

I noticed the funniest thing today when watching TV during the all sacred hours between 3 and 4 when they show Gilmore Girl reruns. During an Orbitz gum comerical some big rap star chews some gum and goes to Heaven instead of Hell. The teeny tiny print at the bottom of the screen says "Chewing Orbitz will not get you into Heaven."