any of you spanish speakers out there wanna translate this song for me ( Read more... )

Oh yeah, there's this cute chick that I know that has dreads and gold teeth. She speaks punjabi too... she's also all up on my friend's jock... damn the man.

what do you guys think about a punktoberfest in San Francisco... complete with wrestling ring and carnival games and best part... LOTS OF FREE BEER!!!!???!!! (ok really now, how can you say it's a bad idea?)

jesus christ livejournal is terrible for my health. I get on every once in a while just to see if I still get that feeling like i'm about to be hit by a truck. And I do. Everytime, it never fails. I still add forgotten names to my buddy list sometimes to see if I get that feeling too. And I still do. It's better than a phone call though, that ( Read more... )

oh yeah... WOOOO LOS CRUDOS!!!

OK, so I helped to throw this HUGE party two days ago, and it turned out SO well. It originally was just me and a couple friends that wanted to have a free fun day in the park with sack races and beer and tetherball and beer and stuff. It kinda exploded and there ended up being 4 bands playing and LOTS of beer and dodgeball. At one time, David ( Read more... )

so me and Omar went to see La Plebe and Manic Hispanic, and Manic Hispanic got off stage and said it was over, then they're like "actually... we have a surprise for you..." and who got on stage???? none other than JELLO fucking BIAFRA!!! holy shit.

Look... I even have an "I kill things" pose.


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I hella shaved my head.

so I had this really really bad dream last night. I dreamt that I was at work and we got this corporate manager to take over. I was just chilling behind the counter with a line of customers waiting for me to finish my nachos like usual, and he comes up and takes them from me and told me we're not allowed to eat behind the counter because it looks ( Read more... )