"Business Time" from Flight of the Conchords might be one of the most fucking funny songs I've ever heard. I love these dudes!

Haha@thetitleofthispost.

I am soooooo lazy. And to be honest, I don't think I want to write another paper in my life. To be even more honest, I'd be very much inclined to drop out of school if I wasn't going to Berkeley. Then again, the reason I may want to so badly drop out is because it's Berkeley. This place consumes you. It consumes you, makes ( Read more... )

I am oddly satisfied with life. I don't know what that's all about!

Everything happens for a reason, right?

...That saying fucking sucks.

This is a full-time job. I miss waking up at 3:45 and serving coffee to ungrateful souls. And DRIVING. And living in the 'burbs. I'm tired of the grime that is Berkeley.

TAKE ME BACK, SUBURBS.

Beautiful day yesterday, and my earbuds worked just right. Had tea at Strada, walked through campus to next class. Campus is one-part forest, one-part varied-looking Greek structures. Forest is a majority of little moss-covered bridges over creeks, mini hills, tall overbearing trees, brush, squirrels. Emerge from forests to come up to this and this ( Read more... )

Why is checking your bank account balance online so fucking terrifying?
And WHYYY is it that it always turns out less than what you were terrified it would be?
:(

There's Corn Chex and barbecued chicken on the table, so I'm going to have to write this fast ( Read more... )

Some things.

I miss New York.

I'm learning to appreciate boredom. I've dropped my summer class, so now all I have this summer is one month and a half more of Starbucks before I move to Berkeley. I am willing myself to appreciate not doing anything with my brain. (This has proven harder than it sounds.)

Lots of new music. I can't believe I've outlawed ( Read more... )

Things you are afraid of:
Disease, bugs (large or small - it doesn't really matter because no matter what, they'll expand to fifteen times their current size and swallow me whole), situations where I have no control, most things having to do with the future, rampant Republicans, excessive religion.

Things that make you laugh:
Stupid humor, perverted ( Read more... )