I never seem to be able to help myself, therefore; noone can help me, help myself. Alls I seem to do is fuck myself.

1:45 PM Wednesday Oct. 5

I got my debit card deactivated because scanners wouldn't read it well.

11:00 AM: Thurs-fucking-day Oct. 6 [sept.11 x 2.346^23]

So...Thursday I slept in, I got up around 11 fixed me some lunch  and did my ( Read more... )

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  We Didn't Start The Fire
Billy Joel
Billy Joel (reportedly) wrote this song after overhearing a child say that he felt sorry for "older people" like Billy Joel because no "history" happened in their lifetime, that NOW (or the time the song was written) was going to be the world's most historical time period. The comment got to Billy Joel so much ( Read more... )

Can I sue school for anal raping me and facially raping me at the same time, it can't be sanatary...sanitary. Damn antibiotics to hell. I love Jennifer Genoff.

Fuck Me Fuck Me Fuck Me Damn it all to hell son of a bitch I hate school.

You Are 60% Evil
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My refrigerator contains Beer, mustard, Jelly, mayonaise, dill relish, Ive been know to buy some ham from time to time ( Read more... )

Im alive. Barely if you call this living...I do. I officially had to drop my first class. I had an 40 in Thermodynamics. Thats what I made on the midterm. and the only other grade is the final, and what the fuck are the chances of me doing much better on that. The major fucking pain in my ass right now is that my father has given an ultamat... ok I ( Read more... )

I heard another great phrase. I was watching billy and mandy save christmas and a guy was beating up a fake santa and he said "Merry Fist-mas Jerkwad".

I just heard this phrase.

"My shoulder feels like I just went a few rounds with almighty Thor"
"Yeah, well, I feel like I just got mauled by jesus."

If you can guess what show I am watching you win Two Ja-mungus Carboard Cookies...and also they're not real, unless you make them yourself...mmmmm.

Shadow of the Colossus is an awesome game..and thats ( Read more... )