There is a loud clanging noise and as the clanging gets quieter the whistles and cat calls get louder. Katie Holmes' head is throbbing, and she doesn't remember the last thing that happened. No wait. There was drinking. Lots of drinking. Amy could have sworn she wasn't going to drink anymore... but there was a big chunk of time missing
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Hint: topless honeys are nice, but they aren't the only thing Warren looks for in an establishment. So you can count out the floor shows, because Warren doesn't like singing. You can also probably count out groups like Forty Deuce, and The Pussycat Dolls because they attract a real drunk, frat-y crowd (and them bitches at Forty think they're real dancers).
And remember what brought Warren here in the first place.
You can find him at the $2.99 steak buffet, Tucker in tow.
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"She went with...you know," Warren says, making his food to go. Illeagally. He smuggled in baggies for just this purpose.
He means Orlando and Cordelia too, he just doesn't know it. Kara just said she was going off with 'friends'. Kara has a pants load of friends.
"But yeah, I could bail."
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Amy seats Katie Holmes next to Warren. The flash bulbs pop and another headline is in the making. Amy wants to laugh, but this fun weekend has ended up with a bit more actual work than fun. What happened to spending all of their money and making outrageous requests? Instead it was odd amateur video making with Nicole Kidman complete with vomitting and an option of a lot of money.
"So is the buffet at least any good?"
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