Dear Livejournal,

You can delete my content when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

Fuck off and die,
Warren Meers

Like Billy Joel, bitches. But not like Twyla Tharp (that whore ( Read more... )

I don't have any tattoos, because I'm Jew. Everybody got that memo, right? I mean, I'm not the Jewiest Jew that ever Jewed, but still. Hope you're all having a super sweet Yom Kippur, by the way. I know I am ( Read more... )

Ah, revenge ( Read more... )

Attention All Humans:Please answer for these things ( Read more... )

Ahahahahaaa.

Thank you "secret" livejournal "fairy". You do realize I had just moments before upgraded to a plus account? Irony. It's hilarious.

Thank you.

Do I make friends easily?

Yes. Of course. Always have.

At first they stayed in their books and the TV, but eventually they moved into my head. And that satisfied for a little while, but then, you know, you always think: I could do it better if I was there. Or: I could do it better if I was there...and better. Faster. Stronger. And then of ( Read more... )

Away until Wed. the 17th. Wheeee!

SpiritYou know what? I don't care. Show me all the evidence you want: I don't believe in ghosts. Zombies. Vampires. Werewolves. Demons. Sure. Fine. Bring them on. Party time ( Read more... )

If Tucker says it, then it's true. So Warren's keeping his mouth shut. That's IC, for him, right? What people would expect? He's afraid if he tries to play along; makes a big deal out of it, people will be able to tell it's fake. Afraid isn't the right word. He isn't a great liar ( Read more... )