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Sep 06, 2006 00:42

Attention All Humans:Please answer for these things ( Read more... )

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bitter_brother September 6 2006, 05:07:21 UTC

I'll race you! Come on, bear, let's do this bitch!

i_warren September 6 2006, 05:09:00 UTC

Ass race?

bitter_brother September 6 2006, 05:31:52 UTC

You already won. You've got the fastest ass in four counties.

i_warren September 6 2006, 05:33:21 UTC

Did you mean 'fastest' or 'fattest'? Or perhaps 'phattest'?

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Fucking jon_r_meyers September 6 2006, 07:06:08 UTC

So, let's talk about fucking.

Fucking kara_marie September 6 2006, 09:52:54 UTC

...

I think you proved ALL MY PREVIOUS POINTS!

>:-O

Re: Fucking jon_r_meyers September 6 2006, 10:37:29 UTC

I'm only TALKING about fucking.

I'm not FUCKING Warren!

Re: Fucking kara_marie September 6 2006, 10:44:04 UTC

Why is it alway fucking you're so interested in?

I mean, you're NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS SEX. I totally have sex with my stupid boyfriend, but do I go on and on about SEX ALL THE TIME!?!?!

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DIET kara_marie September 6 2006, 09:52:17 UTC

Sometimes DIET things taste BETTER. As in the case of DC. I mean, hello?!??! Who can drink regular coke?!?! It tastes like BLOOD.

Re: DIET jon_r_meyers September 6 2006, 10:38:00 UTC

As someone who's tasted blood - no, it doesn't.

Re: DIET kara_marie September 6 2006, 10:44:27 UTC

As someone who has tasted A LOT OF BLOOD... YES IT DOES.

Re: DIET jon_r_meyers September 6 2006, 10:45:46 UTC

No, it doesn't! I've had both, and quite a bit of both, and... no.

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ynez_castillo September 6 2006, 12:50:47 UTC

I'm not sure that humans have much to do with some of these things. Personally, I suspect Wolfram & Hart is behind the awfulness of low-fat and diet food (specifically Atkins, because there's no other way to explain its popularity).

bitter_brother September 6 2006, 13:53:51 UTC

Atkins, yeah, but not Pritikin. Pritikin is Kirk Cameron. The ultimate evil.

ynez_castillo September 6 2006, 14:13:38 UTC

I found out what happened to Holden.

bitter_brother September 6 2006, 14:17:40 UTC

Oh good! Did you talk to him? How does he like his new digs?

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likestofight September 6 2006, 13:19:44 UTC

So... as having nothing nice to say and perceiving you to be weakest I should direct all my commentary to... you?

Just sayin'.

bitter_brother September 6 2006, 13:53:02 UTC

Do you frequently like to pick off whatever or whoever you perceive as the weakest in the herd? Buffy Summers: Predator. That's really cool that you came out, finally. It must have been hard not to lower yourself to sociopathic level in high school. You would have blended in too much.

likestofight September 6 2006, 15:42:14 UTC

Only if their demons.

I was kidding. I fully intended to answer at least some of the questions, when I wasn't otherwise engaged. The last statement was obviously an open invitation to make some kind of smart ass remark, and if it was any other jackass, anyone other than the prodigal Buffy Summers, you'd have no problem with it.

And anyway, I'd kinda thought we'd all made some semblance of peace. Warren and I joke around from time to time. ...Mostly about penises. And I try to take into account that huge, 'walk a mile in your shoes after I used mine to walk all over you and everyone else in the underdog category of Sunnydale status' speech, you know, when you really went off on me and I pretty much let you?

You're right, I would have blended in too much. I guess you can see that from the inside.

bitter_brother September 6 2006, 16:27:32 UTC

Again, I'm a creature of habit. I'm just used to being prickly when it comes to your camp vs. Warren. I'm sure you can't blame me.

And--

actually, I can't continue. Say "penises" again, please?

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