Pay no attention to the post below. It's poop. Poop I am very sorry for.

I'm done. I'm open again.

I was the first to go out at poker last night,
My attept to alliby failed before it started,
I've got SATs next Saturday (huzaah.),
And my relationships are going down hill!

And to top it all off, the Red Sox are like the weather right now, horrible.

God, I need an apple martini.

Oh god, school wouldn't end. It was as if time didn't exist and all matter slow'd to a stop. BUT! the bell rang and I was free! I went to the girl's softball game. They lost. Big time. But it didn't matter. I had a couple of laughs. Lil' BIN was being all moppy. Like Emo puberity mood swing moppy. It was a lil' sad ( Read more... )

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=144

Funniest comic I've seen on the web.

Dios mio, how long has it been? Six? Seven Monthes since I've written in here. Let me get you caught up on my current situation ( Read more... )

YES! Every girl will hate my mother!

Yes. Yes, I am.

Apparently, every woman/girl is after my man juice. And, to <>them, I shack up with everyone of them.

le sigh.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

(Nothing says "Happy birthday, Jesus" like getting a new car.)

I mean c'mon! What kind of an idea burns a cookie in a microwave?! Who you ask? This idoit, right here! God, I can't wait for christmas ( Read more... )