I've lived a thousand times, i've found out what it means to be believeD

[spermyreward]

Watch me dear friends as I excorcise the spirit of christmas, that fat fuck could use to lose a few pounds if you ask me. This will be the last time he smothers us all with his unmitigated joy near the end of each year

Comments

[piratekingchris]

Glad you enjoyed our time together. I love when that whiteness crawls down my leg and trys to escape into the vaccum of Venus.

[spermyreward]

Its even better when someone slips in it afterwards and they get it all over the shirt, then all those cum flies start sticking to them and eating their clothes. Pretty soon they're just bone.

Re: OMG

[spermyreward]

YAY! You posted!! I tried the cure before, but it tasted like paint thinner and cat feces, and it gave me awful dry heaves.

For now, I let the fever run its course. I don't think theres much else I can do.

I miss Magic

[starfish_jammer]

I used to like to hang with Gamers...Thats cool that you game

Re: I miss Magic

[spermyreward]

I try not to associate myself with the image of the typical gamer though. Im anorexic, I bathe and I dress in pretty clothes and understand high fashion. Imagine Paris Hilton, but dumber and not as pretty, with a penis, a giant penis shaped like a screaming childs skull.

Thats the kind of gamer I am.

[spermyreward]

"Some fellas look and find the sunshine, I only look and find the rain. Some fellas make a winning sometimes, I never even make a gain.....believe me"

So true Ms. Garland, so true.

We do indeed each have our own style, your write of literal dreams, I write of metaphorical nightmares. Now watch as I shampoo Jack Nicholas's balls. And Mr. Nicholas is like "Hey your getting in the way of my putt!" and im like "Oh, sorry wrong person..."

Ehhh, golf sucks anyway.

[staterejectsbus]

your words good. bye now.

[spermyreward]

thank you