I sense a horrible future. Something bad is going to happen. I see lies and deciet. I see a bad moon rising.

How cheap is it to get a crappy home in Canada? Seriously, I mean this. I'll be working on getting my passport later in this week.

And the rabbit jumped on his chair and shouted "DRIVING IS MORE EXCITING WHEN YOUR DRUNK!!!" And I couldn't agree more ( Read more... )

This is a poem about the magic of All Hallows Eve ( Read more... )

How I enjoy watching them fall. The look on their face, the ways their eyes widen with terror. You can see their hair stand on end as they tumble down the staircase, legs and arms akimbo. "FUUUUUCK", they might say as they hit the bottom, coming down hard on their knee, grasping it tight in hand as they cry out in pain. I can't explain how moist ( Read more... )

I normally don't do stuff when people tell me to. But this sounds important and stuff. So Like, read it ( Read more... )

Beef, its what for breakfast. We played skittle skies on the road and no cars hits us. Only one of my eyes is working right now, thankfully, Its the third one ( Read more... )

I discovered many things recently. I have a friend, we call Night Cummings. He has this amazing ability to have a wet dream almost every night. No urine sir, none of that. Just pure cream ( Read more... )

Tonight was the suaul night, of crap and nothingness ( Read more... )

This weekend was the Visiting Circus Sale, this groovy rummage sale of everything you could imagine, that only comes by twice a year. My friends and I went as we always do and got all sorts of pleasant toys, music, and games. I got two beautiful new skirts. One is long red and velvet, and the other is a short white lacy looking kind of thing. They ( Read more... )

I really wish they would finally make meat bubble gum. I'm not even really a huge fan of meat, I just think meat should be in more places where its not welcome. Like if they actually had real meat, like pork or something and pureed it to a fine gel and mixed it into bubble gum mixture that would just be so cool to me. I want to actually blow a ( Read more... )