I saw a man, with one of those invisible dog leashes earlier today. Those kind where neither you, nor the dog owner can see the leash, but it is there. But only the dog can see and feel it. Animals have a different perception then our own. The dog can perceive that the leash is there, and even feel it tug hard around his neck when he tries to flee ( Read more... )

Maybe I should write something intresting rather then just filling out another on-going poll. Or Maybe not, either one will do ( Read more... )

Firsts ( Read more... )

Whenever I stay up for a long time and im alone. Its like I can feel flowers blooming in my brain. And but for a few fleeting hours I almost start to not hate everything. It makes me want to put the razor blade down for a moment and smile, about something ( Read more... )

Helcha Skelcha, I wish it would return. I think I miss the gumdrops the most. The things they taught me, the feelings they gave me. The way the small puff balls of fuzz that grew out of them glistened in the sun. They were always there after I went through that vibrating tunnel of colours. They were the soft and shiny landmarks that let me know ( Read more... )

Anyone remember Mayim Bialik? She was pretty hot for an awkward looking little jewish boy ( Read more... )

I've been thinking of getting into meat molding. Its like pottery, except with raw meat rather then clay and you don't make pots. Well you could make pots, but that would mean you have nothing left shining inside of you. Meat molding is more free form. I long to make a life sized meat-mold of a cow out of raw beef. And after letting it dry. I'd ( Read more... )

When in the life-cycle of a penguin did Raven Symone turn into a black girl?

Was it just me, or wasn't she a little light skinned hispanic kid when she was on Cosby?

"Yes, Jolly, its just you" - Frumpy, The Chocolate Dog

Oh, nevermind then

Like crawling out from under giant shards of pumpkin rinds covered in red cellophane. An audience of grotesque zombie dolphins cackles and applauds as I emerge, their browned and wrinkled flesh peeling off and dropping to the floor in chunks as the sway back and forth with laughter ( Read more... )

"I have to admit, the feeling of pissing into my sons mouth got me excited, and by the time I was done, I was sporting a hard on myself ( Read more... )