my dog Bob got hit by a car and died while i was at work tonight. i would have been more okay with it had it been anyone that i know instead of him. just kidding. but not really.


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this coming thursday september 14th i will be turning 17 years old. anyone who doesnt wish me a happy birthday will no longer be my friend.

on a more serious note. after 2 years I, Kevin Eric Clark sold out.....

and bought an ipod. and have a strange urge to shop at American Eagle.

nothing new really.
except lately some weird things have been happening in my trousers, every so often i get this weird sensation and my snake slithers and kinda like...gets bigger or something. im not sure whats going on.

i dont know.  i need to get a grip.

i always think back to the not to distant past and think "wow i was fucking stupid" i hope i dont look back eventually on what i am now and think the same. i hope im not now in some of the same dumb fuck traps that i recognise now looking back at when i was younger. cause thatd be fucked ( Read more... )

i dont update much cause i dont like to.

but:
2 fat asian chix in soul survivors were getting their clitorisisisisis pierced. NICE! (whats a clitoris?)
copped my first hip hop c-deez. 1 sucks, 1 doesnt. HALF NICE!
getting a "buzz kut" this week, bringin it back to when i was 5-7 years old. NICE!
having all week off work. NICE!
got goriila biscuit tickets ( Read more... )

of the last while:

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got a skateboard, finaly started.
my set your goals hoodie came in
changed my name to HOTT KARL

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learning how to skateboard
work

now time for my random work related story. i was getting boxes for some guy with a mustache in his mid 50s. i was standing on a cart to be able to reach where they were and the cart was kinda wobbley. ( Read more... )

this weekend was:
blackbelt
sara chan
easter family thing which lead to a wedgie sumo match between me and my 21 year old cousin. my ass is still bleeding. also played football, needless to say i won. and i heard about how much weight ive been putting on several dozen times.
homework which im not finishing to be rebellious.
only working 13 hours which ( Read more... )

i have a weird crust of brown something in my belly button, but i cant touch my belly button so i cant clean it ( Read more... )

so the following list is just for myself. im doing it on here cause i cant find a pen ( Read more... )