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So I'm driving back to State and, while practicing my evil laugh, get all dizzy from lack of oxygen.  I am convinced there is no worse reason to almost get in a car accident.

I hope to be a member of reality some day.

Drinking your milkshake (drinking it up),
Kevin Vredevoogd

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Some stuff I’ve done in the past 8 months or so:

-Kicked first semester’s ass
-Saw Spamalot
-Took a computer science and engineering class that required me to both “shake the angries out” and “curve fit by the seat of my pants”
-Used an incessant amount of swearing while note taking so as to stay awake
-Saw Ben Folds, Rufus Wainwright, Brian Regan, and ( Read more... )

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When no one is around, I have fake conversations with people who aren't in the room without realizing what I'm doing. It's getting pretty sad.

Stealing too much time,
Kevin Vredevoogd

Thank you, fire drill, for making MISS THE FIGHT AGAINST THE BORG.

THE fucking BORG.

god
damn

Hugs and kisses,
Kevin Vredevoogd

Like a newborn, I am barely able to stomach cheerios at breakfast time.

Not digging the waking up early,
Kevin Vredevoogd

REPORT FROM FOUR MINUTES LATER: One day, I even plan breaking the "six-year old" habit of pouring far more than I actually plan on eating.

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