its just a quiz.....or is it ( Read more... )

amazing

I'm using spamcop to filter my email, and its interesting how many people I get email from, whose address is blocked as having been a spammer. People I know, mind you.

Abortion?:until the umbilical cord is cut, its a parasite. Death Penalty?:this needs to stop now. it costs taxpayers more than life in prison...and its irreversible Prostitution?:in some parts of the world, this is a prestigious and respected profession... Alcohol?:evil evil evil....but to each thier own. Marijuana?:talk to your doctor today! ( Read more... )

In keeping with this week's fruit theme, I present my newest micropoetry:

You all know how
To eat a banana

Oh god...I kill me

after peeling an orange from costco, i separate the wedges into individual crescents. ice cold from having been stored in the meat drawer, a little ice water and the back of a steak knife removes the rest of the nearly white pith and the stringy-veiny things from the outside curve of the slice. all of the bitter and annoying components removed ( Read more... )

Dear pResident Bush ( Read more... )

This post has been replaced by a peace treaty.

Ugh [someone who requested I not mention her]! I'm livid. I could slap the shit out her right now. A nice smell of good yumminess wafted into the computer room, so I asked, "What are you cooking in there ( Read more... )

I've been trying not to post political entries but there's one thing I must say. If Davis is recalled, I hope everyone will have done the right thing, and voted for Cruz Bustamante to replace him. He is the Lieutenant Governor after all, and part of his job is to replace Davis should he be unable to perform his duties as Governor. The very idea ( Read more... )