On gun-weilding psychos and the inevitable consequences

[spider_writes]

Mind if I skip the already assumed condolences for those injured in the recent events and the usual required notes on gun-safety? Because I'm going to anyways, seeing as I have no real emotions to back those sort of statements up

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[gimmethemap]

Who do you Warden?

[spider_writes]

Only recently been assigned, but I'm to look out for a Ralph Cifaretto from now on.

[gimmethemap]

And you realize that part of your job involves being responsible for your Inmate's actions, yes?

[spider_writes]

Well how about that, and here I thought I was charged with trying to help him reform and to assist him in learning his own lessons. I didn't realize I'd be taking blame in his place and thereby sheltering him from the repercussions of his actions too! Silly me, I should know that I'm now responsible for every criminal action my pet criminal takes!

[dr_cripple]

That.. may be the first non-idiotic thing I've heard about this since it happened.

[spider_writes]

Can you please rephrase this in the form of an insult? I don't speak compliments fluently.

[dr_cripple]

Everyone else here is so stupid it makes you look smart?

[spider_writes]

Much more acceptable. And true at the same time.

[cautionarystory]

You sound a lot smarter than most of the people here. Congrats.

[spider_writes]

I probably only sound that way because I am smarter.

[cautionarystory]

Ooh, and modest, too.

[spider_writes]

Modesty is over-rated.

[tadwizard]

You know...you aren't half bad.

[cautionarystory]

Hey, look at us: agreeing. Is this the beginning of a beautiful friendship, Tony?

[tadwizard]

Sure. If you think a beautiful friendship can form with you locked in your room for the rest of your life.

[cautionarystory]

Screw you.

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[autistic_genius]

Thank you.

...You don't know how much I appreciated reading that.

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[spider_writes]

Please, don't thank me.

Really, don't. I don't write my opinions to make other people feel better. Usually it's to piss people off. But hey, if it helped in some way then...

Good. Don't let yourself take crap for something that isn't your fault.