Why Elle, it seems your husband is my new inmate! Such a lovely man too, I can see how you two would work well together. Though I hear you two crazy kids are splitting up? Any plans on how you two will be dividing your collective belongings ( Read more... )

[Spider was thoroughly amused. This was all so primitive, and yet it went above and beyond the Cultural Reservations from his time. Everyone here actually believed he was part of the community. They remembered him and freely spoke to him as if they knew who he was without actually realizing how psychotic he normally behaved ( Read more... )

Mind if I skip the already assumed condolences for those injured in the recent events and the usual required notes on gun-safety? Because I'm going to anyways, seeing as I have no real emotions to back those sort of statements up ( Read more... )

All this talk about "floods" and enforced honesty intrigues me. I can only guess I remain unaffected due to the fact that I'm honest 99.9% of the time. Most people tend to forget this as I like to dress my truth up in hideous metaphors and accessorize it with as much swearing and unique insults as I can manage. You catheter-sucking cockblisters ( Read more... )

The fucking injustice of this smacks of something only one of those damn made-up gods of the Religious Insane would do. I'm told I was chosen for this because supposedly I'm some kind of righteous, noble, angel-fucking bleeding heart that would serve as an example to the more sinful sinners on this happy-fun cruise of what a "good" person is like. ( Read more... )

User Name/Nick: Bright
User LJ: black_n_bright
AIM/IM: summoner andrew
E-mail: rp_artist@yahoo.com
Other Characters: Andrew Wells, L, and Jack Sparrow

( Along came a Spider )